2004-05-05 - 9:06 p.m.

My dad shared this story with us:

He was driving through Warner, New Hampshire (A tiny town whose main claim to fame is the Catholic college that I nearly enrolled in, but they refused to admit me because of my 'learning disability', which we now know to be Asperger's Syndrome, but it's just as well that I didn't go there because a basically normal friend of mine tried going there and had to transfer to another college since the dorm matron there seemed to have had a high position in a Polish labor camp before she got the college job, but I digress...)... He was driving through Warner, New Hampshire, when he passed by this one house with an odd object on the lawn: the bottom half of it was black and the top half of it was red and white, so he was trying to make it one of those inflatable, light-up Santa Clauses that were all the rage this Christmas, only it looked like it was deflated and it was laying on the ground crumpled up...

Well, he got a better look as he got closer to the house, and he discovered the deflated Santa was really a *HUGE* fat lady lying on the ground, pulling weeds under her bushes!!!

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